Loser.

Like some of the Catholic Saints who were losers, illiterate and even Satan worshippers, another fundamental law (along with poverty) of the Ismlessism is that there are no limits to how late you are in achieving something in life or how much of a loser you are. For example, to be a doctor you have to be very determined at like 9 years old and you have to be very studious, ahead of the rest and be very early etc. However, the Ismlessism doesn’t give a damn about anything like that. For example, I am 40 years old and I never did anything educational and I had never read a book in my life until the 1st of August 2016, when I was 35 years old. Also I am 40 years old and I still live with my parents! Basically I am a complete loser! However, the secret is, that I would never have been able to attain the Ismlessism, through 5 years of intensive reading, various online endeavours to solve racism and through writing an 87k word essay on the forgiveness of Adolf Hitler without the support of my parents who always do my cooking, cleaning and ironing etc for me. I just wouldn’t have been able to do it. Like I said I am a schizophrenic, ugly, fat and complete loser. Therefore, with the Ismlessism it doesn’t matter if you are a poor 60 year old who has never read a book in his or her life, the Ismlessism has absolutely no deadlines or cutoff points in life in which to achieve something. The Ismlessism is a double ism, it is thee ism, it is thick and simple enough for infants to understand. The Ismlessism is a complete loser.

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